Violets Ink

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Maaaaaaat Damon (in puppet voice from Team America: World Police). He is adorable and I love him.

Where can I find these, and how much?

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Gangsta gangsta cheeeea

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah x

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to those who have the misfortune to interact with me during revision/exams period. The incredibly spastic side of me will emerge, vividly and without restraint. Mainly, the lovely study buddies Hannah and Ellie <3, who have bravely agreed to co-ocupate my room as a study room despite the terrifying spaz that I am. Oh happy studying!

xxx

I miss when I use to have turtles

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YES YES YES.

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Whew, damn straight, Americuh. 

“We’re in our 20s and sometimes we make mistakes but violet you’re not on the side of the road shooting up heroine and killing hobos.”

Well, as long as my life doesn’t come to this, I’m doing pretty awesome. 

<3

elinoreegg:

I’d give him the business. 

In the words of Liz Lemon, ‘I to go to there.’

Dad: why did the policeman pull over the pig? Cause he was hogging the road. Har-har.

(and in response to why she didn’t send me my body spray called ‘sexiest fantasies’)

Mom: I’m not aiding in your sex life. I already do enough. I send you your birthcontrol.

Me: Right-oh, love you, byeeeee.

Happy Easter y’all!